Explosion of Trump Media & Technology Group: Madness in the Market

Dear Traders, Just when you thought you’d seen it all this year, President Donald Trump’s new media company, Trump Media & Technology Group (TMTG), is merging with Digital World Acquisition Corp. (DWAC). The company will be branching off in several directions and intends to challenge popular social media platforms and streaming services like Twitter, Amazon, … Read more

Suez Canal, Robinhood IPO, and BBT This Week

As of Sunday, the Suez Canal is still being blocked by the notorious Ever Given ship. Several memes posted on Twitter last week explained how to go about solving this problem. According to memes, it should be easy. I don’t understand why it is taking so long for the Egyptian authorities to fix the issue. … Read more

Coup d’état

Dear Trader, As many of you know, Wall Street is on fire and the short squeeze of GameStop ($GME) is now on the desk of the President and the politicians. The White House has announced that they are monitoring the situation and the Senate Banking Committee announced this afternoon that they will be holding a … Read more

Cult Trading 101: Welcome to the New World of Degenerate and Scum Traders

One of my concerns in life is that I will wake up one morning and realize I’m the guy who doesn’t know how to use the latest technology or has never even heard of the newest social app that everyone else is talking about. It’s a fast-paced world and I truly do not want anyone … Read more